My Top 10 Least Favorite Songs:
10 through 8. Fill in the blank with any song by Phil Collins
7. Shout by Tears For Fears. I may just hate this song because of the ridiculous name of the band. Tears For Fears? Really? Now that's just silly.
6. Convoy by C.W. McCall. Now if this song doesn't produce images in your head of a denim clad Burt Reynolds, oh dear, or better yet a NAKED Burt Reynolds sprawled out on a bear skin rug...
Eye Bleach Stat!!
5. Dancing In The Street by Anybody really. But for the sake of argument let's focus our attention on this shall we.
4. We Gotta Get Out Of This Place by The Animals.
3. Cherokee Nation by Paul Revere and the Raiders.
2. That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Ok, at first I hated this song because the title is just gross. BUT, upon further review...it is now my favorite song. I think it has a great message and I might suggest it as a college course at IUSB.
And without further adieu. My #1 least favorite song of all time is:
Blue Jean Baby Queen by David Essex. P-UKE! If you are unaware of this truly hideous song and you think you can stomach it, click here. Fair Warning!! Don't do it!! This song provokes feelings of violence in me. I can't explain it but it makes me want to hit the wall, or the speakers, or my husband when he starts humming the first hideous bars just to watch my reaction. And it didn't help when Michael Damien thought he could improve it. Now, if President Obama wants to turn us into a socialist country the only area in which I could support him would be in the banning of this song.
Trust me, it's for your own good America. You'll thank me later.
3 comments:
Hilarious! I have no clue what your #1 song is and I'm not brave enough to listen having been subjected to "Convoy" all the way up near the top of the list......Eye Bleach, indeed!
Alice, you never fail to crack. me. up!! :D Was there anything that you *liked* about 80's music? ;) hehe
Is there room for Blinded By The Light?
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